Nebraska woman sues gay people

We live in stimulating times for civil rights litigation. Across the territory, ordinary people from every walk of life are going to court to vindicate their rights and liberties. Civil lawsuits possess ushered in marriage equality and combated trans discrimination, paving the way for minorities to achieve equivalent justice under law. Now a brave woman named Sylvia Ann Driskell is taking a bold step to fight in court for American freedom: She’s suing every gay person on the planet for violating civil rights law.

Technically, Driskell v. Homosexuals is a bit more complex than that. Driskell isn’t suing “the Homosexuals” on her own behalf; rather, she is “an Dignitary for Plaintiffs God, and His, Son, Jesus Christ” (sic). According to Driskell, God and Jesus yearn the U.S. District Court for the District of Nebraska to hold a trial to determine “Is Homosexuality a sin, or not a sin” (sic). Driskell, who is 60, cites several Bible verses—as well as Webster’s Dictionary—to prove homosexuality is, indeed, a sin. And she demands that gay people appear in federal court to prove “that its not a sin to be homosexual” (sic).